"A promising band in their scene, Off Your Head is a(n) catchy band of 4 members. This hot band from Paris is certainly making a name for themselves, especially among France. Julien, who plays the guitare, really knows how to play. The singer has a amazing range of vocal tones. And don’t forget Antini. When he plays his basse, the crowd piss and shouts, ‹ Bokaroo !!! › This band has already played 3 shows, and musically they’ve been compared to Benny B. But don’t call them Duran Duran! "
« A promising band in their scene, Nothing New is a(n) incredible band of 4 members. This sexy band from Paris is certainly making a name for themselves, especially among assholes. Maniac, who plays the guitar, really knows how to rock. The singer has a shitty range of vocal tones. And don’t forget MadFab. When he plays his bass, the crowd jumps and shouts, ‹ ya hey !! › This band has already played 456 shows, and musically they’ve been compared to Bad Religion. But don’t call them Avril Lavigne! »
A promising band in their scene, Hogwash is a flamboyant band of 3 and a half members. This jaded band from L.A is certainly making a name for themselves, especially among truckdrivers. Victor, who plays the bass, really knows how to explode. The singer has a rotten range of vocal tones. And don’t forget Skud. When he plays his guitar, the crowd bleeds from the ears and shouts, ‹ BOOYA! › This band has already played 8 billion shows, and musically they’ve been compared to Itoura Moussongo. But don’t call them M-Sixteen!
A promising band in their non-existing scene, Straightaway is an anally retentive band of 1 vegetarian, a hippie and two nomads of miscellaneous origin. This ‹ northern european › band from the second and third biggest cities in europe is certainly making a name for themselves, especially amongst young impressionable japanese schoolgirls. Si, who plays the bass, really knows how to piss off french people. The singer has a name most people can’t remember. And don’t forget the guigmeister. When he plays his drums, the other drummers bleed from their ears and shout, ‹ meh i can do that too you suck donkeyballs goatfucker! › This band has already played TBC/TBA shows, and musically they’ve been compared to the Marx Mallows. But don’t call them french!
A promising band in their scene, spoonrism is a(n) loud band of 4 members. This dumb band from vannes is certainly making a name for themselves, especially among cats. Niko, who plays the bass, really knows how to swim. The singer has a castrated range of vocal tones. And don’t forget DuD. When he plays his drums, the crowd dances and shouts, ‹ YAYA! › This band has already played 6,66 shows, and musically they’ve been compared to emir kusturica & the no smoking orchestra. But don’t call them white!
A promising band in their scene, Nuke The Whales is a theoritcal band of up to 5 members. This non-band from Paris (and more) is certainly making a name for themselves, especially among friends. Flo, who plays the axe, really knows how to to do pot. The singer has a empty range of vocal tones. And don’t forget Nico. When he plays his drums, the crowd sighs and shouts, ‹ is that a band?! › This band has already played 6 shows, and musically they’ve been compared to a mix between Sigur Ros and Raised Fist.
But don’t call them Dumb Resolution!
A promising band in their scene, Full Up is a fucking shitty band of seven members. This incredibely horrible band from Paris is certainly making a name for themselves, especially among the gay community. Fat Rom, who plays the SEXophone, really knows how to eat a fried mouse. The singer has a fucking large penis and range of vocal tones. And don’t forget Seb. When he plays his Trumpet, the crowd gets naked and shouts, ‹ FAT GAY!!! › This band has already played a thousand shows, and musically they’ve been compared to Benny Hill. But don’t call them Nuke The Whales!!!
A promising band in their scene, Switch On is a(n) fuckin’ band of 4 members. This bitchin’ band from Moscow is certainly making a name for themselves, especially among fuckers. Mr Fuckindiass, who plays the Cordeline, really knows how to fuck. The singer has a suck range of vocal tones. And don’t forget Mr Sukmybowls. When he plays his Fuckin’ banjo, the crowd cries and shouts, ‹ Fist my ass! › This band has already played 14862 shows, and musically they’ve been compared to Guns n’Roses. But don’t call them Début de Soirée!
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