« i have », pas « i am » !!! c’est cultissime ca ! nan mais oh !
So as I said, My name is Fat Rom and I’m from Los Angeles (LA west coast represent). I’m a top model, and i pretty much enjoy my life here in Paris.
I met Axx who is also a model, but in the lower class, the ones who have strange hairs.
I’d be glad to meet you, especially if you are also a model, like me.
Bokuwa axx no tchintchin o tabemasu. Totemo Ooichi des.
Provient du message de axx
fat rom wa suki desu.
Quoi, que dis tu axx, Fat Rom va se chier dessus???
(oula elle craignait celle ci)
Desolé les seuls mots en cantonnai que je parle sont ceux dans Waynes world.
zeng => Exelent
né wanga Jeff => Salut Jeff
Quit your yappin’ Fat rom…
everybody here knows you suck old mans cock for beer money…
If your interested in meeting some REAL american hero you should rather look this way,
I grew up in Alaska fighting grizly bears and traveling in the great north with only my snowboard and my guitar. Then I moved Houston, great place, there I made myself rich by speculating on the Pakistan Oil field
Finaly when I realized that I didnt fit verry well in all this, Ive moved to Paris to see what the fuzz was all about, and let me tell you its even better than what you can imagine:
BEER SEX WEED AND DOGGY POO ALL OVER THE PLACE!
Im looking forward to meeting you if your into my XTREM life style baby!
mdr, ralala comment ça peut casser les uns les autres pour les beaux yeux d’une finlandaise!!! 
mdr, fat rom et axx ne parle po en chinois cantonais mais en japonais! :noich putain merde, je reconnais po les mots que t’as ecris en cantonais! va falloir que je remate Wayne’s world moi 
(vieille excuse pour mater le film)
excelent en cantonnais je l’crirais plutot GZZennnn
Le yaourtage… C’est une technique qui permet de faire croire a tout le monde que tu connais les paroles d’une chanson alors qu’en fait, t’en touche pas une !
L’anglais se prete tres bien a l’exercice. Voici quelques exemples qui prouvent que l’anglais, finalement, c’est du francais mal prononcé !
Izi woué tou spik inglich
Ail ou radis? Are you ready? Êtes-vous prêt?
Débile - The bill - L’addition
Mords mon nez - More money - Plus d’argent
On le donne à ces connes - Hold on a second - Ne quittez pas un instant
Qu’on gratte tous les jeunes! - Congratulations! - Félicitations!
Marie qui s’masse - Merry Christmas - Joyeux Noël
Oui Arlette - We are late - Nous sommes en retard
Mais dîne Franz - Made in France - Fabriqué en France
Il se pique Germaine - He speaks German - Il parle allemand
Ahmed a l’gout de tripes - I made a good trip - J’ai fait un bon voyage
Youssef vole ma femme au lit - You saved all my family - Tu as sauvé toute ma famille
Sale teint de pépère - Salt and pepper - Le sel et le poivre
Six tonnes de chair - Sit on the chair - Asseyez-vous sur la chaise
Dix nourrices raidies - Dinner is ready - Le dîner est prêt
Beaune-Toulouse - Born to lose - Né pour perdre
Les slips tout gais serrent - Let’s sleep together - Dormons ensemble
Guy vomit sous mon nez - Give me some money - Donne-moi un peu d’argent
Âme coquine - I’m cooking - Je cuisine
Délicate et saine - Delicatessen - Épicerie fine
Deux bouts de chair - The butcher - Le boucher
Varices de grosseur - Where is the grocer? - Où est l’épicier?
C’est que ça pèle - Sex appeal - Attirance sexuelle
Franchement excellent, dans le meme trip, ya les ptit guides de Berlitz pour voyageurs qui sont vraiment tres tres droles
One more question… or few actually.
How easy is it to get a lift if one hitch hikes around france? Is hitch hiking even usual in Northern France? Are people afraid of taking hitch hikers in their cars?
It depends on the place…
For instance, don’t even try to do this in Paris…
I wouldn’t do that if i were you, and for two reasons :
1/ You could get raped, and that would suck.
2/ French people can’t really drive, so if you had the chance to find a guy who wouldn’t rape you, you’d most likely die in a car wreck.
I suggest you travel by train, if you have to travel within France. It’s pretty cheap.
oh well. it’s pretty much same thing here, i mean that finns are lousy drivers… I’m still alive and no one has yet raped me. and if you saw me you’d realize that it’ll never happen 
the rape I mean.
And besides its quite sure that my friend is coming with me… we’re going to fly to London at first and then by train to Paris… I was thinking that we could hitch hike back to finland if we have enough time
I think hitch hiking is not very safe…for you, not for the guy who will take you in his car… but it’s up to you…
je croyais que t’avais pas le droit de poster ici toi?
i usually rape each hich hikers
hey poulpy t’es devenu le roi de la blague ou quoi ?
le roi des msg ratés et ridicules oui!!
ca va toi?
qd c ktu vines faire un concert a rennes?
jviens pour tfp et tath !
chut…fais comme si tu m’avais pas vue…